5 Reasons Students Shouldn't Go to School

by Hailey Tong (6C)

1. Exams

Students are always under a lot of pressure because of exams. This is dangerous because if you get bad grades your mom will be waiting for you at the door of your home with a deadly weapon in her hand… (a slipper).

2. Homework

Students are always sad because all the homework builds into a mountain of work. This is also very dangerous because the mountain might fall and bury you alive. After 3 minutes you will die and your parents will be so sad that they will die of a heart attack. Then your grandparents will cry and die of dehydration. Then all of your family members will die. Don’t go to school. 

3. Class Participation

Students get a heart attack when answering questions. When the teacher calls you to answer a question on the board you get so nervous that your legs shake. When your legs shake, your legs hurt. Soon, your legs break, so you need to sit on a wheelchair for the rest of your life. Because no one will take care of you, and you can’t move, you will die after a few days. 

4. Death by Stairs

Students become exhausted from going to their classroom. Their classroom is on the hundredth floor. After they walk a few floors they are tired and their legs hurt. When they arrive at their classroom, they are tired to death.

5. Boredom

Students are bored to death because teachers talk about something useless that won't be used after you graduate from school (history, circumference, etc.)  

I hope you enjoyed this article, part 2 is coming soon.