Chuck Norris Jokes Volume 3 (2023)

Exaggeration to the max!

Chuck Norris jokes are made-up facts about American martial artist and actor Chuck Norris. They have became an internet phenomenon in 2005.

As an exercise in using exaggeration in writing, the students all wrote their own Chuck Norris jokes.

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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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Chuck Norris can make popcorn in a freezer.

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Chuck Norris threw the meteor that killed the dinosaurs.

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Chuck Norris can make a Hollywood movie all by himself.

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Chuck Norris once drank some milk and spat it out. It’s now called The Milky Way

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911 makes emergency calls to Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemons using a landline.

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Chuck Norris can make a Powerpoint presentation with the computer turned off.

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Chuck Norris can bake a cake with no oven.

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Chuck Norris uses Uranus and Neptune as a weightlifts.

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Man: I once walked on the moon.
Chuck Norris: The moon once walked on me.

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