Chuck Norris Jokes Volume 2 (2022)

Chuck Norris jokes are made-up facts about American martial artist and actor Chuck Norris. They have became an internet phenomenon in 2005.

As an exercise in using exaggeration in writing, the students all wrote their own Chuck Norris jokes.

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, street cars have to look both ways for Chuck Norris.

Death almost died from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris knows all the numbers in pi.

Man: “I once walked on the moon.”

Chuck Norris: “The moon once walked on me.”

Chuck Norris can cut knives with a steak.

The Coronavirus got Chuck Norris and had to get a Chuck Norris shot.

When Chuck Norris goes hiking, the mountain walks on him.