Chuck Norris Jokes Volume 1 (2018)
Chuck Norris jokes are made-up facts about American martial artist and actor Chuck Norris. They have become an internet phenomenon.
As an exercise in using exaggeration in writing, the students all wrote their own Chuck Norris jokes.
Chuck Norris once knocked on death’s door and death died.
Chuck Norris is so strong that the US doesn’t need armed forces.
Chuck Norris is so strong that he can rip Thano’s gauntlet in one second.
Chuck Norris is so strong that he killed half the universe with one snap, but with no gauntlet.
Chuck Norris told Gordon Ramsay his food was raw.
When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, the monsters scream.
When Chuck Norris is so powerful that Americans don’t need a wall.
Chuck Norris is so powerful that his actions don’t have an equal and opposite reaction.
When Chuck Norris hits a wall, the wall cries.
When Chuck Norris threw a roundhouse kick, the Big Bang occurred.
When Chuck Norris bangs his pinkie toe in the table, his toe doesn’t hurt. Instead, the table shatters into millions of pieces.